hello my awesome beloveds.

hmm,
my eye is swollen.
it feels super weird.
not very swollen,
can see abit,
but i can feel alot.

hmm,
oh yes!
i forgot to ask.

DID YOU ALL ENJOY READING MY SMS THAT I SENT YOU GUYS YESTERDAY?

hehehe.
or you like jay's sms.
short and not so funny!
hahahaha
jkjk.
mine also wasn't funny.
hiahh,
not making any sense here.
hahahaha

hiahhh,
amanda is supposedly 167 (NOOOOOOO!)
I shall compare with her later.
i not happy she taller than me
hahahahaha!
either she measure wrongly or she's really taller than me,
because ah,
when we in school,
they idk use what ruler then nail on the wall,
then sometimes,
cos she never start all the way from the ground right?
its no jun(accurate) one.
like i have 3 measuring things in my school the sports complex,
so i measure on all three,
then first one is my teacher use one,
is the,
you stand, then it take you weight,
then got this idk what thing that you can pull out then can meausre your height,
i go find picture.....

okay, found it



yeah,
so when she measure me,
like my whole class shrank,
immpossible right?
you know what i realised,
when she finish measuring,
then you put the height thing back,
i heard i "kong" sound.
that means she pulled it up when she was measuring out heights then everyone become shorter.

anyways,
then everyone not happy,
then the teacher done care.
anyways.
then i saw a ruler measuring height thing,
i as my friend help me see.
i was 169cm
then i go to the other one i was 166
then the one my teacher measure is was 162.7
please la,
i measure when measuring tape also cannot be lesser than 165cm.
cos my father mark on a door in my house the height thing,
so i go and check,
i'm like 165-167.
and then i measuring the thing with measuring tape.
i cannot be 162 la.
please lor.
the only thing that can be trusted it MEASURING TAPE.
AND NOT WTV STUFF THAT THEY HAVE IN SCHOOL THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY ACCURATE.

all cheapo one.
all cheat our feelings.
hhahahhahahahhahha..
measuring tapes are the bestest!
muhahahahhhaha!

okays,
anyways.
i'm underweight.
hahahahahahhaha
the teacher weight me,
i was 44.7,
then i measure a few days back,
i was 5045.0kg
i shall go weight me now.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
i'm 5045.3kg.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I keep gaining 300g.
hahahahaha
yay to muscles.
and jasper, no its not hard fats.

hehehe!
yay to muscles!
yipeeee!


omgosh,
i just realised,
instead of typing 45, i typed 50kg
HAHAHAHAHAH!
htn i wanted to type,
i'm gonna be 48kg in no time,
then i was like "what? 48 kg? i'm already 50kg. yay i'm not underweight anymore!" then iw as like "ah?! wait, i'm underweight, oh crap i typed it wrongly."

hmm,
idk what to talk about.
oh yes, our hoodie.
you know what i was thinking about,
i was thinking,
today during dare, we keep saying amen like what we did last dare.
then,
because everyone will forget about it,
then we are the only DG that says out loud,
then pastor Ben gets impressed than asks us to stand.
then we are all wearing our awesome DG hoodies.
even more impressed.
then we show it to everyone.
MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
SO COOL RIGHT?!
hahahaha,
then i realised that we didn't have our DG hoodies yet.
hahahahahahaha!

oh wells.
next time....
next time....

hmm,
oh yesh.
who knows any good oldies.
i love oldies.
hahahaha!
oldies = old songs
anyways,
i watched Livin La Vida Loca my Ricky Martin,
and you know what,
he's super handsome in the MV
hahahah!
reallly!
very handsome.
i think i watched the same video like many years back,
more than 4 years back
but i forgot how he looked like.
he's really handsome.
hahahaah!

okay,
i have nothing to talk about
hahahah