i was just watching smosh.
FB2008
it goes like this,

Dad: Anthony, are you watching toy story again?
Anthony: Dad, leave me alone.
Dad: You know its not real right?
Anthony: Shut up, it is to.

(next scene)
(Ian standing on the patio, windows closed)
Ian: (muffled) Me and my pink frosted sprinkled donuts want a rematch.
Anthony: What?
Ian: Me and my pink frosted sprinkled donuts want a rematch.
Anthony: Oh really?? You won't stand a chance against my new favourite food. Churros!
Ian: Bring it on (female dog)!

(super cool awesome theme song)

Anthony: Lets see whose food can be sunglasses.


Ian: I can see the sun! Its all pink and sprinkly and its beautiful!
Anthony: Ahh ahh oww my eyes!!


Anthony: Lets do this one! (points randomly at the magazine) I cant see what does it say?
Ian: It says, A delicious smoothie!
Anthony: YOUR GOING DOWN!


Anthony: Mmmmm
Ian: Anthony doesn't know it, but i'm gonna add a secret ingredient to make it taste better. (dumps mayonaise into the mixer) yeah go get em' mayonaise.
Ian: yeah this is gonna taste soo good..."Mmmmm"...."bluuuuuaaaa!!!"


Anthony: How about we do... Your mom!
Ian: Your mom jokes are banned in Food Battle 2008!
Anthony: But she's really right here...
Ian: Can we just do something else?
Anthony: Fine... Lets just do this Anti-theft device.
Ian: Alright!

Anthony: C'mon churros you can defeat those bad guys.
(guy creeps up to the car, sees churro and tosses it away.)
Theif Guy: Wow! 1099 free hours?? Thats like forever! Yeah!
Anthony: NOOOOO!!!!

Ian: Lets see if you can get past this one.
(thief guy comes up to car, sees donut, then gets shot by ian then ian hides gun away quickly)
Ian: It did it!

Ian: I bet your churro cant be a... PINK FROSTED SPRINKLED DONUT!
Anthony: Yes it can!!
Ian: NO
Anthony: YES IT CAN
Ian: NO CUZ YOUR CHURRO ISN'T PINK, ISN'T FROSTED, ISN'T SPRINKLY, AND ITS DEFINATLY NOT PINK!
Anthony: What if i can?
Ian: Oh yeah? yeah?? well you know what?? F*** YOU!

Ian: Lets do this, donut. Wait, your already a donut! Haha
Anthony: Come on churro i'm gonna throw you in the air, and you better be a donut when you come back down or i'll kill you.
Anthony: Woah! Woah! Its a DONUT!!


Anthony: How about... An explosive?

Ian: You better work donut or i'm gonna kill your family.(pushes buttons) woah, woah wait a minute i gotta throw this somewhere!
Anthony:No! Not my car!!
Anthony: No! Not my pet rock!
Betty Jean: No! Not my damn pet flamingo!!
(bomb timer stops)
Ian: I'm gonna kill your family, donut!

Anthony: Come on churro, lets show Ian what a long cinnamon stick of dough can do. hehhehehheh Its working!
Ian: Anthony that things gonna explode!
(BOOM)
Anthony: Ahhh! Wait it worked!


Ian: I bet my donut can kick your churros butt at being a weapon that can be thrown 30 feet away to kill somebody!
Anthony: Wow that sounds really killer..Hahaha
(ian punches anthony's nub{his exploded arm})
Anthony: Owww my nub!


Ian: Come on donut lets kill some people!
(guy throws a banana peel on the ground)
Ian: You littering douchebag!! Ahhhhaaaduuugaan
(donut bounces off the guy)
Ian: Damn it!

Anthony: alright lets do this
Litterbug: urgh i hate toystory.
(anthony gets furious)
Anthony: ahhhhhh!!!!!!
(slips on banana peel, churro flies up then stabs anthony in the gut)
Ian: Oh My God!!! (runs to anthony) I left thrash on the ground!

(super cool awesome theme song)

Announcer: Ian! Ian! You just won Food Battle 2008! What are you gonna do now?
(anthony gets up)
Anthony: Eat this, Ian!(flings churro at Ian but lands in announcer)
Announcer: I thought he was dead.
Ian: He is now.
Announcer: Ouuh good in that case, you just won food battle 2008, what are you gonna do now?
Ian: I'm gonna go have a party!!
Announcer: Oh boy a party can i come?
Ian: Yeah!
Announcer: Really?
Ian: NO!



-jordan.
=)