OH MY GOD
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU ALL THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.

BUT LET'S START WITH YESTERDAY NIGHT.

I DISCOVERED A
FRIGGIN' HUGE DISGUSTING PIMPLE
ON MY FACE

LAST EVENING.

IT'S THAT KIND THAT'S SUPER DUPER BIG (NO KIDDING, EVEN MY MOTHER SAID IT WAS HUGE, SOME MOTHER HUH. HAHAHAHAHA. JKJK.) AND POPPING OUT THEN THERE'S THIS YELLOWISH WHITE BALL THAT WHICH I ASSUME IS FILLED WITH A LOT OF PUS IN IT AND THE WHOLE THING LOOKS LIKE IT CAN BE POPPED (LIKE A WATER BALLOON, EXCEPT. THIS ONE'S DISGUSTING.)

SO I PRAYED AND TOLD GOD I DIDN'T WANT THIS PIMPLE COS IT LOOKS SUPER GROSS AND JESUS DIED SO THAT I COULD BE MADE PERFECT IN GOD'S EYES. & THIS PIMPLE'S AN IMPERFECT FOREIGN ALIEN THING ON MY FACE. SO I PRAYED FOR IT TO BE GONE.

AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING.
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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

HAHAHAHAHA.

NO, YOU >DIDN'T GET PUNK'D. I'M NOT DONE WITH MY STORY.

SO WENT TO CHURCH AS USUAL. AND I CAME HOME AND SLACKED AND THEN I TOUCHED THE PIMPLE AND REALISED IT LOOKED VERY DISGUSTING BECAUSE NOW IT'S YELLOWISH GREEN (OR GREENISH YELLOW. IT LOOKED MORE YELLOW REALLY.)

WAS CONTEMPLATING ON POPPING IT BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO AND I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD SCAR MY FACE AND I DON'T WANT MORE SCARS ON MY FACE SO I DECIDED TO GO WASH MY FACE JUST NOW

THEN AFTER I DRIED MY FACE (I DIDN'T RUB THE TOWEL ON MY FACE OKAY, IT'LL HURT BECAUSE THE PIMPLE'S THERE. I DABDAB ONLY OKAY.)

I LOOKED BACK INTO THE MIRROR AND

I
REALISED
THE
YELLOW
THING
WAS
GONE



IT DROPPED OUT.
ONTO THE TOWEL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.



I'M SERIOUS IT
LITERALLY DROPPED OUT
WITHOUT ANY PAIN

VERY GROSS,
BUT TRUE.
HAHAHAHA. OMG I'M SO HAPPY THAT PUS-FILLED THING IS GONE (THOUGH THERE'S THE RED BUMP ON MY FACE BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE GONE BY TMR. HAHAHAHAHA)

HOHOHOHO. SEE,
GOD DOES CARE ABOUT EVEN THE SMALLEST OF THINGS THAT BOTHER ME.
YAY.






















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